Supermodel Linda Evangelista was at the height of her fame when she uttered the immortal words: “We don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” The supermodel was being interviewed by writer Jonathan Van Meter, alongside fellow supermodel Christy Turlington for an article ultimately called Pretty Woman. It appeared in the October 1990 
edition of Vogue magazine. Knee grease has twisted it’s meaning for trail runners. I’m sure Linda wouldn’t mind. We should send her one. Comes in 5K, 10K, (obviously), 14K, 21.1K, 42.2K, 50K and 100K. Wakey wakey...